Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about Darth Maul getting sliced in half by Obi-Wan Kenobi. Now, in the Star Wars world, being cut in half usually means you're a goner. But Darth Maul? He's too stubborn to die. The joke is Obi-Wan is flabbergasted that Maul isn't dead. Plus, the 'lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red' part is a rhyme for simpletons like you to understand.
Anonymous
That’s mine