What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarresed biracial guy
The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.
The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped, and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels,” he said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. “Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said, “It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!”
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Roses are red violets are blue tory shirts step in doodoo
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.