Red jokes
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.