Red

Red jokes

Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?