Red

Red Jokes

Epstein

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

U.S.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: The U.S. in 1919!

Face

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Jew

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

Mom

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Rhyme

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Jew

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

Face

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Oven

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

Roast

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Red Dot

Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!

Forehead

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Mom

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Sister

Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?

Poem

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Rose

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

End

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.