Roses are Red Roast

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

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    Listen up, buttercup. This "roses are red" thing is usually sweet, right? But BAM! This dude just hits you with a "what happened to you?" It's like, you thought you were getting a compliment, but you just got roasted harder than your mom's Thanksgiving turkey, which, knowing you, is probably burnt to a crisp. It's funny because it's unexpected and mean, kinda like your personality.

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