Recreation jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
