Recreation jokes
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
I came here to laugh.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.