Recreation jokes
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.