There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
" this a recreation from ME" Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
When ur little brother knocks ur two Jenga towers u made with his toy airplane
You: hey stop trying to recreate the twin towers
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jillβs thigh and said, βYou know you wanna.β Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
a ball hit me in the vagina
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
