Recreation

Recreation Jokes

Closet

Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”

Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”

Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”

Cookbook

My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.

Aquarium

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

Sex

The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.

It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.

Dog

I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.

Why?

The ducks keep trying to eat him.

Why would they do that?

Because he’s pure-bread.

Priest

What’s a priest's favorite sport?

Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.

Rapper

Why was the rapper bad at fishing?

Because he always threw back the lines!

Parachute

Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?

In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.

Skeleton

"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"

"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)

To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!

Weed

What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.