What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.

Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls

What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?

A pool table.

What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table

Pool table

What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, “Who’s the toughest guy in here?” The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom. Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, “Who’s the toughest guy in here tonight?” The bartender points to the bathroom and says he’s in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, “What happened in there?” Jim smiles and says, “I don’t know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket int the toilet.”

Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A: A pool table

What’s green, fuzzy, and falls out of a tree? A pool table

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