Sky Diving jokes

Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?

He won't deploy the parachute.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.

Me: Have you ever went sky diving?

Friend: No.

Me: Well don't, it sucks.

Friend: Why?

Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.

I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.

When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.