me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don't it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
a skeleton goes sky diving. doesn't come back in one piece
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
why cant a emo person be incharge of sky diving he wont deploy the parashoot
yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
