Sky Diving

Sky Diving Jokes

Parachute

Me: Have you ever went sky diving?

Friend: No.

Me: Well don't, it sucks.

Friend: Why?

Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.

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  • Blind Person

    So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.

    When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.

    Yo mama

    Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.