Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Road to the Slide
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! This joke is playing on the old "why did the chicken cross the road" gag. But instead of, like, a chicken or somethin', it's a kid, and instead of just crossin' the road for no good reason, the kid is goin' to the other *slide*. Get it? I gotta spell everything out for you smoothbrains, huh?