A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Boy's Unhappy Birthday
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead! The joke is about a boy who gets a bike and a soccer ball, but he can't use them because he doesn't have any legs. I can't believe I have to explain this. Now get outta here, I'm trying to hibernate!