Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. Sally fell off the swing not because she's clumsy, but because a BUS flattened her! It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and dark. I bet you trip on air, you silly goose.