Recreation jokes

Pool testing 123.

If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?

A master baiter.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

What is the best day to go to the beach?

On Sunday.

Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?

A. Because they don't know where home is.

What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.

A person could build a playground with your mood swings.

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?

What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?

You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.

Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.