Recreation jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.