Recreation jokes
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.