Recreation jokes
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.