Recreation jokes
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.