Recreation jokes
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.