Recreation jokes
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.