If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Recreation Jokes
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Pool testing 123.
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
