Recreation jokes
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.