Recreation jokes
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
S, ss, slalom. A.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Pool testing 123.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.