Recreation jokes
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
S, ss, slalom. A.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Memes
At my school dance having a all nighter
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!