Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
