Recreation jokes
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Memes
At my school dance having a all nighter
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Pool testing 123.
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.