Recreation jokes
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.
They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
There were three boys on the top of a slide.
The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"
A ball hit me in the vagina.