Recreation jokes
An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"
Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"
Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"