Recreation jokes
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣