Recreation jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
I love playing games with my family.
Comment your favorite sport.