Skydiving Disappointment

The humor comes from the unexpected twist. The first person is complaining about skydiving, implying it's a bad experience. The setup leads you to think something went wrong, but it turns out their complaint is that they survived because of the parachute. It's funny because it's a ridiculous reason to complain about skydiving.

• Sky Diving
• Parachute
• Depression
• Friend
• Suck
• Sky

• I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
• You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
• If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
• I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.