Reaction jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.

The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.

In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.

What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?

"I don't get it."

I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

Do trees pee?

How else do we have No. 1 pencils?

My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"

Me "OH NO" 💀

When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."

Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."

Baby: "Lmao, same"

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.

You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.

Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]

My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.

You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.