I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
