Reaction jokes

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉

I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.

When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.

When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

I told a chemist a joke.

No reaction.