Reaction jokes
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
A horse walks into a bar.
Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.