Mood ring jokes

What can change color and get beat up?

You.

Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

Like if you know someone is emo.

like if you know someone that is emo.

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

The happier they get, the less they see.

I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"