New Reaction Jokes

First bite: Oh my God!

Second bite: Oh my, God.

A guy is walking down the street, when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "looks like shit." Crouches down and smells it, "smells like shit." Sticks his finger in, tastes it, "tastes like shit." He then smiled and said, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it".

whats the difference between a gay man and a freezer. a freezer doesnt scream when you put meat inside it

If someone licks your elbow... you wont feel it if you put your ear up to someone's leg you can hear them say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

I had a friend who got shot in the head.

Guess you could say he was...

Blown Away!

What do orgasms and impulses have in common? I don’t care if they have either of them

A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...

Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?

Yesterday during The storm there was a blackout, so I shot him

I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I I have sex my eyes hurt. He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.

A Piece of Sodium That Lived in a Test Tube Fell in Love With a Bunsen Burner "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!" The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."

roses are red violets are blue when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo"

I told my fam a joke

They all looked at me weird and one person even said “I’m sorry”

The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing. The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor. In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.

Why is the leaning tower of pisa leaning?

It has better reactions then the twin towers.

When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."