Race jokes
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
Memes
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What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Black lives matter.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What do you call a black person?
Black.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.