Race jokes
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Memes
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Black lives matter.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.