Race jokes
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.