Race jokes

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?

A. A mixed vegetable.

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut.

What do you call a pool full of white people?

Kix.

What did the white girl say to the black girl?

"Where's the back?"

Black lives matter.

Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?

A: Oreo

What do you call a black person?

Black.

Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.

She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.

What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.

What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.

My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.

One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.

What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?

Friend 1: *turns off lights*

Friend 2: *is there with us*

Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!

What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?

A s'more.