Race jokes
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"