Race jokes
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
You have Chinged your last Chong.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"