Race jokes
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).