Race jokes
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!