Race jokes
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Memes
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.