Race jokes
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
Memes
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
You have Chinged your last Chong.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"