Race jokes
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."