Race jokes
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.
One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What do you call a black person swimming? Cursed Minecraft image.