Race jokes
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
Black lives matter.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!