Race jokes

What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.

What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.

People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.

One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

Friend 1: *turns off lights*

Friend 2: *is there with us*

Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!

My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.

What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?

A s'more.

I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.

Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.

Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!

Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!

Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.

Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!

Students: No, that's not funny!

Student: SHUT UP!

How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.

Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.

Anyone have lightskin jokes?

Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?