Race jokes
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
Black lives matter.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!