Race jokes

Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.

Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!

Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!

Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.

Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!

Students: No, that's not funny!

Student: SHUT UP!

Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.

Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.

What did the Indian say to the fat man?

"Curry up!"

Why’s BBC called BBC?

The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong.

I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.

What do you white people use as pronouns?

Crack/her.

What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?

His little brother with the console.

Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?

Because two wongs don’t make a white.

A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.

Who wins?

Society.

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?

I don't know, you tell me.

Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?

Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...

Son: Am I kidnapped?

Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.

What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?

What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?

America.

Why can't two Asians have a white baby? Two wongs don't make a white.

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...