Boston Marathon Finish Line

This joke uses dark humor by imagining the finish line of the Boston Marathon as a place with many injured people, with the arms, legs, and feet referring to the injured. It's morbid because it suggests a mass casualty.

• Finish Line
• Foot
• Legs
• Arms
• Race
• Sport

• What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet? The finish line at the marathon bombing.
• What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
• What's long, hard, and bloody? The Boston Marathon.
• What has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled children.