Race jokes
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.