Race jokes

Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.

The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"

Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?

Two wongs don't make a white.

Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?

What's long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.

Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.

Me: Okay, so an Asian...

How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?

They both got bleached!

I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)

Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What sport are Mexicans the best at?

Cross country.

How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?

You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.

How does the cheetah do in every race?

It’s always a cheetah.

What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.

Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.

Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?

Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo.