Race jokes
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
"Slow and steady wins the race."
A paradigm are so bad, go away from fast and fast and faster than a rabbit. Once upon a time there was a rabbit who teased a tortoise. The tortoise challenged the rabbit to a race. The race began and the rabbit ran fast as the tortoise walked slow. The rabbit thought the tortoise could not come here so slow, so he decided to take a nap. As he took a nap, the tortoise walked past through him and soon the rabbit woke. He ran as fast as he could, but when he came to the end, the rabbit saw the tortoise and then the rabbit never teased the tortoise again.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.