Race jokes
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.