Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Black people run fast.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
