Race jokes
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"
"Who was in the race?"
"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.