Race

Race jokes

What did Omnicron say to Delta?

"Same race, bud, different evolution."

"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"

Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.

The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"

Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.

Me: Okay, so an Asian...

How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?

You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.

What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.