Race jokes
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.