Race jokes
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.