Race jokes
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.