Race jokes
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.