There was murder. The detective suspected the artist first… because he was sketchy.

When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:

Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see… No fee.

Joke:What do you call a gay alligator detective? Answer:An Investigator

What did one detective say to the other detective? “Disguise” lookin’ suspicious

Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”

Watch Key/Peele “Detective”

What do you call the most famous skeleton detective Sherlock bones!!!