Race jokes
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.