Russia vs. Ukraine Marathon

  • Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.

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  • Explanation

  • The joke plays on the current conflict between Russia and Ukraine. It implies that Russia's actions against Ukraine are so dominant that they not only 'win' but also inflict pain, similar to giving someone a headache.

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  • Comments (4)

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    mykraine

    Either I don't get it or you are a retard lmao.

    Elated Salamander

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