Drag race jokes
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.