Drag race jokes

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.

What is the order of finish?

1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.

2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.

3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.