Drag race jokes

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Why can't Hitler join track?

Because he can't even finish a race.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?

Because he successfully finished a race!

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.