Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Eyewear Jokes
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.