Eyewear jokes
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!