Question Jokes

"Have you taken a bath?"

"No. Why, did one go missing?"

Sir, I mustache you a question... Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children

A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀

Boy: Hey mom can we have ice cream. Orphan: What's a mom?

A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”

Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”

My mom asks "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK-"

I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady she asked which kid is mine and I responded I haven't decided yet

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?

Question- What happend to the depresses kid who tried to high 5 a tree? Answer- He was left hanging

My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were, I responded "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."

It was dinner in the plane and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner "What are my choices?"the passenger said.? "Yes or No," the flight attendant replied.

If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?

My sisters ask me "Are you really a virgin?" I say "That's nun of your business"

A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching

ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there

siri "I could not find anything for this question"

My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-