Question jokes

Me: What has two legs and bleeds?

Friend: Um, women? Obviously?

Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Idk.

Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?

Answer: Love.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

"Candice balls fit up your nose."

My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”

“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”

What do you call a questioning Constanta?

Curious George.

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

"Scoop pa tun manaa?"

Can I ask you a question? Nut now!

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.

Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?

Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...

Me: What's the fifth month of the year?

Friend: May.

Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?