Question jokes

God, you’re having a good day?

Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.

Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?

Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...

Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.

Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

Answer: David.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Idk.

Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?

Answer: Love.

Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.

Me: What's the fifth month of the year?

Friend: May.

Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Can I ask you a question? Nut now!

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

"Candice balls fit up your nose."