Question jokes

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”

“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”

"Candice balls fit up your nose."

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What do you call a questioning Constanta?

Curious George.

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Me: What's the fifth month of the year?

Friend: May.

Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

Answer: David.

Are multiple choice questions too easy?

A) Yes.

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?

What do you call a chair with a hat?

I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?

Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?