Question jokes

I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"

Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."

Why don't orphans like getting lost?

Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"

Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

God, you’re having a good day?

Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.

Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?

Answer: Love.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Idk.

Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.

"Scoop pa tun manaa?"

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Can I ask you a question? Nut now!

Me: What's the fifth month of the year?

Friend: May.

Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.