Question jokes

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.

"Scoop pa tun manaa?"

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."

Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?

What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?

It's none of your business!

Why though?

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

How many people fit in a tree?

I don't know, you tell me.

Can I ask you a question? Nut now!

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?

Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.

It couldn't answer.

God, you’re having a good day?

Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.

Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?

Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?

Answer: Love.