Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get? Answer: Love
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “JELLY” it in her ass
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
