My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Question Jokes
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
