Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who's hanging around.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered "of course not" a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it's okay we can keep playing
For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats. My dog is named curiosity, and your cat is dead
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too.
By:Xzavier
How many times does 42 go into 9? Get in the van to find out.
Everybody asks "Whats up" but nobody asks "Whats down"
At night time,in Africa,it's known as the darkest country,till this day I still wonder why.
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
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here some questions firesharky, 1-What color hair do u have? 2-Whats MY parents names? What hospital where u born in. 3-What state where u born in? Do not say i dont know.