what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
My dad told me that his dreams were shatterd a few years ago
Then i asked him how many years ago
He replied with ”when were you born?”
I hate it when people are at my house and ask “do you have a bathroom?” What answer Are they expecting “no, we pee in the yard”
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat
Top tip; if your wife asks "what would you like to do to my body?" 'identify it' is the wrong answer
8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.
Mom asks “Who are you talking to?” The child said “A mistake.”
My son came up to me and said “mom, where are your parents?” I stared in confusion i said “in a far place.” He asked “In and orphanage?”
A person says why? and you say no
Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.
Dad, am I adopted? NO! Why would I ever choose you?
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
Grandpa's last words,why do you have a chain saw
I asked my friend what their serial number was....he said Cheerios
I asked what LGBTQ stands for and I couldn’t get straight answer😔
Hello *everyone now question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?
