Question jokes

I've got not much of anything to be honest.

Been in special classes in school.

Not liked by people.

Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me.

31 years old and never had sex, pathetic.

Not very smart.

Don't look good.

Hate myself more than anything.

Been a failure at everything in life.

Probably be alone forever.

People treat me like crap.

Can't do anything right.

And the list goes on and on.

So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet? The answer is, I forget. I'm a extreme procrastinator, keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway.

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?

Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!

Question: How was Covid-19 born?

Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂

What is your name?

My ankle is named Samantha.

Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?

Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.

What do a banana and shampoo have in common?

Ur mom.

Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?

My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.

The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.

Gwen, are you there?

Guess what, chicken butt?

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?

I farted how bout u?

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.

I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...

She said nothing.

Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"

They replied, "I don’t know."

I said, "Fsh."

Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?

Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.