Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-....ur parents
The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don't have a ...
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache? I moustache you a question
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Wheres the dam snack bar?"
This not even a joke its a serious question.... Is eating ass considered cannabilism?
Q:What comes before 47?
A: AK
Can February March? -- No, but April May.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing while a man named Chris comes up and asks “which one is yours?” The man said “I don’t know i’m still deciding.”
I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's The Shovel For?"
Today a child asked if I was an angle, I asked why and he said "mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Someone asked me my gender... I said woah man
Leave a like if your like sex and porn.and talk to me if any question
This is the Real Reason why the Chicken Crossed the Road.
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road
A: To Vist his Grandmother at KFC
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months? Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
