Puns

I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.

I had the best butterfingers yesterday.

I dropped it.

Sauron said, "Eye see all."

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.

I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

Why can't melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why would you never donate to crabs?

Because they're shellfish!

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

I love you!

Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.

No, what did you get? Older.

The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.

What do you call frozen web?

A web-cicle.

Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!

If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.

What do you call a fish that can use a katana?

A salmon-rai.

My puns are awesome, pure gold.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.