Puns

Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.

Are you peeling well?

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

'Cause they're dead.

I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.

Where does Santa send his children to study?

The Elf-phabets.

Are you fin-ished with your work?

I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.

The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.

What do you call frozen web?

A web-cicle.

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

Why would you never donate to crabs?

Because they're shellfish!

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

Why did the first fence hate the other fence?

The second fence used some of-fensive language.

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

Last night I slipped on a banana.

My friend said it was a-peeling!

Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!

My friend tried to sleep on napkins.

I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.

My puns are awesome, pure gold.

I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.