Puns
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Are you peeling well?
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Are you fin-ished with your work?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.