Puns
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Ma name is Bendover.
Mooning is very astrological!
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
My dad told me that his dreams were shattered a few years ago.
Then I asked him how many years ago.
He replied with, "When were you born?"
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.