Puns
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Submit a joke :-)
Your love life.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.