I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
Puns
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
