Puns
Petal
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Are you peeling well?
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Are you fin-ished with your work?
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!