Puns
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
You want to hear a joke? You......
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.