Puns
My Butterfingers slipped.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
Are you peeling well?
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Petal
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Are you fin-ished with your work?