Puns

Why did the first fence hate the other fence?

The second fence used some of-fensive language.

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!

I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

What do you call frozen web?

A web-cicle.

My friend tried to sleep on napkins.

I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.

Last night I slipped on a banana.

My friend said it was a-peeling!

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

I love you!

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.

I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

My puns are awesome, pure gold.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

Are you fin-ished with your work?

What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?