I always tslk to my taco before I eat it. One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to Taco bout it
I was talking to my old friend, they said " We should hang out more! "
I said " you mean we should ketchup?"
I impaled my son with a pitchfork... He looks very sharp
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken
Puns that’s how eye rool
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper
It's just to tear able
Why do planets circle the son?
Cuz they like the game of ring- around the- rosy.
why are the jokes fat because you made it
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get a-head, so they ended in a hare-tie!
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b. Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place "Now sashimi now you don't"
you cat to be kitten me right meow
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it? The no-bell prize.
I left my dog at home once and when I came home it was a mess, lets say I was in a RUFF situation
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
Did you here about the needle and thread shop? - never mind it was needel-ess
Which brand of underwear does Thor is wearing ?- Asgard.
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating !
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window? A corn stalk!!
