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Lunch Line Justice

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Tjs
7 years ago
  • A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.

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    Listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. Some dude cuts in line, which is rude, right? Then, BAM! The author's friend chucks a rock at the line-cutter. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and a bit violent. Plus, you probably cut in line a lot, you degenerate.

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