Puns
Boy, you gay?
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch? Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)
Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?