Puns
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Meow meow meow meow :p
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves? Hans Solo.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
What do you call a cool octopus? Tenta-cool (tentacle)
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?