a bowman man walked into a throne room and he bow-ed to him
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but im afraid it will crash and burn.
Skeletons love to be in band they love the trumbone
What laungage do they speak in the middle of the earth CORE-ean
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed
knock knock, whos there, knock knock, knock knock who? Can you let me in now?
Why don't bulls play archery tjey might hit a bulls-eye
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever
My life
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden! The plot thickens!
Dracula was invited to a bbq. He got stake.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why did Iran, ran? Iran said "Iran away".
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
What activity do nuns and whores have in common? Ans.: Genuflection
What is King kong FOR dinner? Humans
What is your favorite and a man an amend the rapper
what do you say when jacks late to sex ed??? aye-jack-you-late
Whats black and white and red all over? The darkness of your heart, the dishonour of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes what would you get? A retiree
