Puns
Your mum gay. LOL. Funny me!
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
Asshole.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
I went to the store, and yeah...
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
My dad told me that his dreams were shattered a few years ago.
Then I asked him how many years ago.
He replied with, "When were you born?"
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!