I have a friend called jakob and asked him where my crackers are
I was going to write a joke about my pinnes but it was to lång and overused
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
So I was doing a puzzle, I was getting triggered with it, my friend said "Its puzzling why your so triggered"
Knock knock Who’s there? My name is Ya Ya who? Yahooooo!!!
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
IF YOU DON'T SHUT RIGHT NOW YOUR GONNA LOOSE YOUR SHIRT!!!
Get it?
What did the dog say when he got it's tail caught in the door?
It won't be long now...
What did the window say to the door?
What are you squeaking about, I'm the one with the panes!
Get it?
What do you say to your pet when your super tired, slow, and worn out?
I'm totally dogging it today...
Have you heard the joke about the paper? Never mind it’s tear-able
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria falls!
what do you say win your brother has to many jeans gene lousise
what did the flag say to the pole
nothing he just waved
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
I needed to take a phone call so I went to the the nearest exit I guess you can say it was very exciting 😂
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up dog?"
Nothin much, how bout you?
I called my dog 5 miles. Today, I fan over my miles.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said "haha that is funny"
i was gonna tell you a great pun, but its too cheesy
