Tear-able Paper

Okay, listen up, smarty pants. This is a play on words, see? "Tear-able" sounds like "terrible." The joke plays on the similarity between "tear," which is what happens when you rip paper, and "terrible," which means something is really bad. So, paper is "tear-able" because it's bad for the environment. Get it? I bet you don't, ya dumb-dumb.