Puns

People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.

"Hey, how do I look?"

"With your eyes, Joe."

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha!

This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.

I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.

Q. You know what really bugs me?

A. Insect puns.

I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!

My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."

Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.

What are cow jokes considered?

Cheesy.

First human comes.

Sans: That was pun intended.

Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?

Because you need to planet.

One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.

My parents love me.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

So he could get into high school.

What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?

A Butt-asaurus.

Do you know what I found in my letter soup?

A space.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because he wasn't peeling very well!

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smelicopter.

Do you know Warrior Cats?

I heard Hawkfrost is cold.