Puns

I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.

What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?

A pork chop.

I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.

Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Answer: Damn!

I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.

My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."

Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.

First human comes.

Sans: That was pun intended.

What are cow jokes considered?

Cheesy.

Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?

Because you need to planet.

What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?

High steaks gambling.

One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.

My parents love me.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

So he could get into high school.

I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?

"It's dye-ing."

I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.

What type of jam can you not eat?

Traffic jam.

If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork-chop!