Puns
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
My name is Gunter.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned, and the steaks are higher.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.