Puns
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
My name is Gunter.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned, and the steaks are higher.