Puns

What did the 0 say to the 8?

"Nice belt."

I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"

I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"

I would tell you a joke about pizza,

but it's too cheesy.

Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!

What are fish not allowed to have?

Seaweed.

Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.

As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Control freak.

Con...

Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...

I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.

So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.

They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."

I tried to catch fog, but I mist.

What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-A-Likes.

What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?

"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied her!

Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.

What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!

Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂

Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.