Puns
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.
So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."
My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"
I said, "Literally."
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
You want to hear a joke? You......
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.