I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you're pun?
Looks like someones funny bone is brokenđ
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says "you cant be here"
and the mushroom says "why i'm a Fungi"
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up my pillow was gone!
Monkey:What ya doing Other monkey:Just you know "Hanging around"
Bad joke right i just can't think of something amazing it's like my brain is "Hanging"
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the enviorment
Why did the bike fall over Because it was two tire
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it lead to a lot of people steeling them.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared, I was actually delighted.
My friend had a drink called quick start so I said "that's a quick start to the morning".
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?-Theyâre a bunch of cheetahs
ur dad lesbian
Ur sister a mister
Ur family tree LGBT
Ur famnily reunion a homosexual communion
why did bob go to the store? To bob for apples
Why did the child cross the road ?
To get to the other slide
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called fi. One day Fi hit Rebecca and Rebecca lost service. Rebecca said to Fi "Why-Fi"
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says "I'm hungry" The child looks at the father and replies "Hi hungry, I'm son" the father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban form the zoo.
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