Puns
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
It's punny.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!