Puns
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:
While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.