Puns
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
It's punny.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.