Puns
I went to the store, and yeah...
Josh
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.