Puns
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."