My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
Puns
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
