Puns

What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?

Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"

I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.

Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Answer: Damn!

I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.

What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?

A waist of time.

I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.

You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!

What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.

How do poets say hello?

Hey, haven’t we metaphor?

Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.

I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.

What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?

A pork chop.

I told a cookie a joke the other day.

It just crumbled.

Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha!

People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.

"Hey, how do I look?"

"With your eyes, Joe."

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrel-elephant ;)

Two's company, cheese a crowd!

This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!