Puns
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.