I have some jokes about popcorn. Nah there too corny.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Cantelope.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra
What was the doctor's diagnoses on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? teraerectile dysfunction
How do you make antifreeze You steal her blanket
TFW you're having sex with your german girlfriend and she won't stop telling you here age
whats the difference between you and Hitler at lest he knows how to use a oven
whats the most horrifying video in the world logan paul vlogs
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty
What do cats eat for breakfast???????????
mice krispies
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
you can tune a car...but you can't TUNA fish! x3
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana. “Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What does a glass of water ask a pond? Water you doing? What does the pond answer? Pondering life.
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?..... Roberto
What did the 0 say to the 8? -- Nice belt.
All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
What's a cat's favourite colour? Purrple
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry? Carats