Puns

What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!

I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.

I told a cookie a joke the other day.

It just crumbled.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"

What flour do orphans use?

Self-raising flour.

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.

Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

Why was the obtuse angle hot?

It was more than 90 degrees.

I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!

The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.

Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?

Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"

I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.

I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.

I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

What is the cheapest kind of meat?

Deer balls, two for under a buck!

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it wanted to be Argon.

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A trombone.

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)